Q: DO YOU YIELD WHEN A BLIND PEDESTRIAN IS CROSSING THE ROAD?
A: WHAT FOR? HE CAN'T SEE MY LICENSE PLATE.
Q: WHO HAS THE RIGHT OF WAY WHEN FOUR CARS APPROACH A FOUR-WAY
AT THE SAME TIME?
A: THE PICKUP TRUCK WITH THE GUN RACK AND THE BUMPER STICKER
SAYING, "GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE. I DO."
Q: WHEN DRIVING THROUGH FOG, WHAT SHOULD YOU USE?
A: YOUR CAR.
Q: WHAT PROBLEMS WOULD YOU FACE IF YOU WERE ARRESTED FOR DRUNK
DRIVING?
A: I'D PROBABLY LOSE MY BUZZ A LOT FASTER.
Q: WHAT CHANGES WOULD OCCUR IN YOUR LIFESTYLE IF YOU COULD NO
LONGER DRIVE LAWFULLY?
A: I WOULD BE FORCED TO DRIVE UNLAWFULLY.
Q: WHAT ARE SOME POINTS TO REMEMBER WHEN PASSING OR BEING
PASSED?
A: MAKE EYE CONTACT AND WAVE "HELLO" IF HE/SHE IS CUTE.
Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FLASHING RED TRAFFIC LIGHT AND
A FLASHING YELLOW TRAFFIC LIGHT?
A: THE COLOR.
Q: HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH HEAVY TRAFFIC?
A: HEAVY PSYCHEDELICS.
Q: WHAT CAN YOU DO TO HELP EASE A HEAVY TRAFFIC PROBLEM?
A: CARRY LOADED WEAPONS.
Q: IF YOUR VEHICLE BREAKS DOWN ON A FREEWAY, SHOULD YOU STAY
WITH YOUR VEHICLE?
A: WHAT FOR? IT WON'T RUN. LEAVE IT BECAUSE NO ONE CAN TAKE IT.
Q: WHY ARE SPEED LIMITS POSTED?
A: SO THE COPS CAN GIVE YOU TICKETS FOR SPEEDING.
Q: WHEN A SCHOOL BUS STOPS, WHAT DO YOU DO?
A: GET OUT OF THE WAY. KIDS ARE ON THE LOOSE.
THESE ANSWERS WERE RECEIVED ON EXAMS BY THE
CALIFORNIA DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION DRIVING SCHOOL.
THE QUESTIONS WERE FROM THE MOVING VIOLATION MANUAL.
AND THEN THERE WAS THE DRIVER WHO CHOSE A RESIDENTIAL FOUR-LANE HIIGHWAY TO EXERCISE HIS "RIGHT TO DRIVE..." LOS ANGELES COPS SIR-NAMED HIM "CAPTAIN CRUNCH."
AT THE SAME TIME?
